Swordfighting:  Pirate Style!                                   Guybrush Threepwood                                                                                                                                                )	            Swordfighting  Pirate Style!  	Greetings, fellow pirates!  You've undoubtably picked up this book in hopes of learning a few new moves for that scimitar by your side.  	However, as you'll learn, we fight differently on the sea. Oh, sure, you can swing a sharp bit of metal around and hope to hit something.  But the real trick to sword fighting is to keep your wit twice as sharp as your brain.  	Nothing cuts a man deeper that a well timed insult when his guard is down.  While he's reeling, stunned with the impact of your amazing vocabulary, that's when you strike with a sword!  	Take this little senario for example:  Fighter 1:  You fight like a dairy farmer!  	Fighter #2 would be speechless, unless he happened to know a good counter-pun. Fighter 2:  How appropriate.  You fight like a cow.  	Success!  And so the battle rages on.  Try these lines out the next time you get into a scuffle.  1:  My sword is known throughout the world! 2:  Too bad you aren't!  1:  No blade has ever drawn my blood, and none ever shall! 2:  You run THAT fast?  	It's always a good idea to invent your own lines as well; that way, we won't have to keep hearing about dairy farmers and cows.  